You can sure try

So I've been thinking about it. And ways that it can be possible. I've people watched, and people watched. And today, I came to a conclusion.

It doesn't matter how cool you think you are.
It doesn't matter how good looking you are.
It doesn't matter how hard you try.
It doesn't matter what strategy you use.

If you run with a backpack on, you are going to look ridiculous.
And that's about all there is to it.