Monday, May 14, 2012

I moustache you a question

Dear future husband,

Unless you are one of the VERY few that can pull it off,
don't grow facial hair

I understand that it's a manly thing
but all of it is gross

and unless I tell you otherwise
you probably shouldn't assume you are the exception

If you participate in no-shave november.... I will too
see how you like that.

much appreciated!

Love,
your future wife


Friday, May 11, 2012

karma

I am sitting in the library
(i spend a lot of time here if you haven't figured that out yet)

I was hungry, so i went to the snack room and popped a bag of popcorn I had brought with me

I sat down to open it, and relished in how delicious it smelled
and it smelled good

i snickered as the guy across from me mentions to his fiance that he smells popcorn

lucky me

and then someone sat next to me and peeled a banana
and it smelled delicious

now i must go to the store,
because i didn't realize i would be craving a banana today.

don't you just love it...

when you spend all day inside doing homework
and all day, you're rehearsing how you're going to ask this guy out

and then when you go to do it, no one is home
so you go again later, and he's not home

because he's out with another girl.
....past 11:45 pm

and you go eat your feelings in ice cream
and find out there's coffee in it
gross

tomorrow will be a better day
maybe guys won't be so lame
and i can find a better flavor of ice cream

Thursday, May 10, 2012

just a sneeze

Tuesday we had devotional

an hour every tuesday where someone on campus comes and speaks to us

this tuesday's lesson was particularly good

but just before he began to speak
someone sneezed

and it wasn't just any sneeze.
it was the loud obnoxious kind
and then he blew his nose like a trumpet

is it bad that i couldn't stop snickering for a few minutes?

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

life is what you make it

Today was unbelievably good.

Yesterday was pretty splendid as well

even though some crappy things happened
and i didn't do anything particularly spectacular
in fact, I spent the entirety of my days inside going to class and doing homework

but it's beautiful outside
and i'm surrounded by fantastic people
and life is just grand

love it when that happens