Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts

Friday, April 29, 2016

Another one of those posts

Here is another one of those posts where I promise to write regularly.

Another post where I explain that for a class I want to really do this. I want to really be good at posting, and having awesome posts, and all sorts of things, so I'm making it a part of my grade.
Another post where I want to feel accountable to all my readers (thanks Mom!), so that I'll actually do something.
I want to explain to you that my goal is to write on Thursdays, sleep on it, review, and publish on Fridays. (See? It's a Friday. I'm getting a good start so far). I want to explain that I will look for typos, and spend time brainstorming. I will write about more, than just these 'I'm sorry, I promise to do better' posts.

But that's kind of boring all-in-all. So concisely: I'm determined to get really good at this. Yell at me if I don't.

Thanks.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

today

it was supposed to snow.
i was surprisingly disappointed when i woke up, and the sun was shining.

because the sun was shinning, i thought it would be kind of warm
i was wrong

i walked to class, and i watched a guy shave his face.
on the way to class..... some people's kids

the clouds quickly moved in, and then it did snow
i froze
it was beautiful

so this time when i left the house, i bundled up
but then the sun was shinning. again.
stupid sun.... it was bright and warm, and i didn't like it

sometimes i don't understand rexburg

i skipped work and plasma
somehow a shower and lunch seemed more appealing

i studied, and took a test.
did better than i thought i would, so that's good i guess

i visited some friends
i picked comfy and warm over cute... ky style

my wardrobe consisted of:
bright pink socks and moccasins
black BYUI sweatpants
honor chorus t-shirt from high school
super cute pea-coat
and an SVU headband with my hair in a ponytail

i pretty much looked ridiculous, but i wasn't trying to impress anyone
and the boys liked my coat anyways

i made an iguana and a toucan from the back of a cereal box with my friend mike
we named them phillip and louis

i'd say it was a successful day

Friday, September 14, 2012

I'm a pirate

do you ever have those moments where you think "I should do _____"
and you really mean to do it, but then somehow it just slips your mind

like for example:
maybe you're straightening your hair, and as your hand comes down you pull the earring out of your ear
(but it's the kind with a hinge, so it just comes right out, no pain. i know you were worried)
so you set it on the counter, and think "as soon as i'm done, i'll put it back in"
then you finish your hair, change your clothes, and head out the door for the night

and it isn't until you get home, that you realize you never put your earring back in

so you just spent the last few hours walking around with only one hoop earring
and the other one was still on your bathroom counter

and you might feel like a complete idiot

Thursday, August 2, 2012

another random urge

my roommate bruises fairly easily
and she comes home from work with bruises on her arms and legs all the time

which shouldn't be an issue....

except that when I see a bruise
to me it looks like a button that says 'push me! it'll be great!'

but when i give into temptation i get yelled at

worth it?
sometimes :)

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

a post that might make you think differently of me

sometimes (well frequently actually), I have the urge
to run towards someone
and yell "Prepare for Impact!!"
then leap into their arms or on their back
and expect them to carry me

unfortunately, this is a little bit socially unacceptable
and i would probably lose friends

Thursday, March 22, 2012

when in doubt, don't wear toms

i bought TOMS almost a year ago
and am still in love with them.

except for the fact that they are not very water friendly

so if it's supposed to rain,
make sure you don't wear them

likewise, if there is ANY chance that a toilet might overflow at work
and you'll have to wade several feet through half an inch of water to shut off said toilet
please don't wear TOMS to work